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Apprentice Candidates

BREFFNY MORGAN is a Professional Trainer.

Breffny has already become known as boardroom Bref, due to the number of times he has now appeared on front of Bill Cullen at the end of the tasks. A keen sportsman Breffny has won many medals for rowing . He attended Harvard and reminds us constantly of this fact. His favourite stimulant is coffee, used rarely and heavily in times of need. The more often you take caffeine, the weaker a kick you get, so he saves it for special energetic occasions!

The Candidate Highs and Lows

Brings to the table:

Breffny states money is his fundamental motive and will one day earn vast amounts of it.

Episode 1

LOW: Showed no signs of any ability to sell ice-cream on a hot day.

Episode 2

LOW: Brought back into the boardroom for second time in a row

Episode 3

LOW: As project manager he needed his team to carry him.

HIGH: Survives task without doing a tap!

Episode 4

LOW: Breffny showing the estate agents around the rental property - cringing!

Episode 5

LOW: Once again did not contribute anything except putting up a sign.

Episode 6

LOW: Lost his temper in the boardroom and had to rein himself back in.

HIGH: Finally came up with a good idea but alas it was shot down.

Episode 7

LOW: Losing his temper with the girls.

HIGH: Won his task. The PM with the most wins so far.

Episode 8

LOW: Muffling his way through the presentation and accidently encouraging drink driving!

Episode 9

LOW: Took one of Geraldine's sales for his own and gets FIRED

Episode 13

LOW: Spent his time flirting with the girls instead of concentrating on the task at hand.

Quotes

Episode 1:
"My questions might be vague but they are never out of place"

 

Episode 2:
"It's like a colouring task"
"I'm very heartbroken by this"

 

Episode 3:
"Beware of stupid people, they will destroy you."
"I will fall on my sword completely."
"My background is in rowing."

 

Episode 4:
"Almost everything I do is a challenge."

 

Episode 5:
"It was in my brain waiting to come out."
"I was basically standing there like a model."
"It's not beefier, it's Meteor".

 

Episode 6
"The most important thing is to have a very clear product."
"It's getting a little bit hay wire."
"This product could of been great if it was a cracker."
"There are serious preconceptions about me on this team. People on this team and in the process assume that I don't know what I'm talking about."
"When I was PM the ship ran smoothly."
"People think I shouldn't be any more than a tea boy."
"You need to trust my intuition. When I trust my intuition I win."

 

Episode 7
"Last week he called me the cat with nine lives, this week I feel like the cat that has got the cream."
"If we lose because of it, it will be death by chocolate."
"It's nice to know 'Blasta' doesn't have any fadas or anything"
"Trinity, less association to playing cricket in the middle of Dublin"
"I have listened to you for half an hour and I haven't been persuaded."
"My God I am going to feel the heat tomorrow. Give me the seed money and I'll buy a rope."
"This task has gone haywire. The level of aggression and pent up angst would make the battle of Normandy look like a game of paintball."
"The way Aoiffe & Ruth were acting, if you manage those two you have the skills to broker world peace. "

 

Episode 8:
"It's the pleasure measure (on product)"
"Looks like the type of packaging you would have on edible underwear, very seductive."
"I was sweating buckets, I was like Christy Moore."
"This was a big mess; I didn't make the biggest mess of the mess makers."

 

Episode 9:
"I see myself as one big lump of clay that has not been chipped into a sculpture yet."
"This task was all about sales, I just got sold by Geraldine."